Tidbits

So there are no real stories from today's bus so I will just give you some highlights of the gems that were riding with me.  Try not to be too jealous that I am surrounded by such upstanding folk.

• Dude entered the bus that that clearly hadn't showered or washed his clothes since the Reagan administration and proceeded to sit down and open a coloring book to read.  That is not a typo...he was reading his coloring book.  Sure.  There are too many comments/jokes/questions with this and not enough wine in the world that will make me.
• Man entered the bus holding his cane...not using it, leaning on it, or walking with it.  Please refer to the previous blog about fake wheelchair dude - my thoughts on a fake cane are the same.  Stupid
• Woman enters the bus and sits right next to me.  Now, this is not really a problem except for the fact that there are a gazillion other seats open!  Why must you sit RIGHT next to me?!  I might need to amend my rules
• Man enters the bus carrying a small child.  This guy smells like he has been smoking 12 packs an hour...I am sure that is just great for the small child's developing lungs buddy.  He then looks at me and I am pretty sure that he is not all there upstairs.  I do not realize this till I stand to leave the bus...I am concerned.  What is he doing with a child unattended? Is it his child?  Did I witness a kidnapping?!

On another side note, the bus driver would stay longer at bus stops and read the paper...umm, I am pretty sure that if we cant text while we drive, you cant read while you drive.

I cant believe that we are just in the start of the bad weather...way too many bus rides in my future