The Laws of Physics

This is going to be a quick one...twss

So I am sitting on the bus today...its not very full, many open seats.  At our first stop the cutest little old lady gets on the bus.  I think she is adorable until the lady sits right next to me basically on my lap.  Umm, I know you are old, but your jacket is wet and there are 50 other seats on the bus.  Plus, now I know its been a while since you had a physics lesson, but 2 people cannot occupy the same space.  I am a friend of the elderly, but on the bus you are fair game.  I move to another seat that has plenty of room around it.

The bus stops again and a gentleman gets on the bus and proceeds to sit RIGHT next to me.  I mean really people?! I know I am one of the more showered people on the bus, but give a girl some room!  This guy was way worse then the old lady as he reeked of cigarette smoke...ugh.  Let me also see if I can do this guy some justice: white jeans, a wool members only jacket, an Indiana Jones hat WITH feathers, and leather gloves.  I cant decide if he is a retired pedophile or one in training...either way, sick.

So along with Johnny Pedophile enters another dude.  Now, he is sporting a wicked Canadian Tuxedo along with a bandanna that had marijuana leaves all over it and 'One Love' written across it.  The bandanna was holding back his sweet curls and I am pretty sure he has never missed a meal, if you catch my drift.  I mean, he was straight out of GQ (I am such a bitch, I know).  He was sitting across from me and kept looking at me (from different angles mind you) and smiling creepily whilst squeezing his had that was on his lap.  I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING WITH MY IMAGE IN HIS HEAD.  :::shudder:::  I dont think there are enough showers.

Now, time to go enjoy some wine to rid my mind Johnny Pedophile and Stoner Sleaze.

Happy Friday!!!!