Seriously?!

This post is going to be short, sweet, and sort of judgey just to give you a heads up.  If you choose not to continue on reading, I wont be offended.  Please note that the judgeyness comes off of a long day at work, the fact that it is only Wednesday and not Friday, and that I do not have a self-cleaning apartment.  It wont stay long I promise

So, and this will not come as a surprise to anyone, but I truly loathe the bus.  I do not understand where some of these people come from and where they learned that showering is not an option.  I know, I know that these people fell on tough times, had a rough life, etc, and I should be sympathetic, but its so hard to deal with especially in such a close proximity like the bus.

Case in point:  I got on the bus and in the sideways facing seats was a woman who was sitting towards the front with her legs on the seat.  Really?!  Please refer to the last blog post and see the rules...your legs are just as bad, if not worse, than a briefcase or bag.  Now, this woman probably hasnt had a tooth in her mouth since 1990 and proceeded to do that lip smacking, tongue sticking out thing...very attractive.  Her odor is wafting through the bus and  she is wearing a members only jacket with an adorable neon shirt circa 1989.  So we stop and the bus driver asks her to move as there is someone coming on the bus and her not-so-small ass is in the handicap seats.  This gem actually throws a fit about it and gives the bus driver lip!!  Seriously?!  You get the ease of using your legs lady and you cant move your ass 2 feet to let another human on the bus?  Awesome...thanks for being such an upstanding citizen.  I hope you are around with a bottle of water if I ever catch on fire.  The wheelchair guy gets off the bus and it is the fake wheelchair guy from last blog post.  I cant win