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It was definitely a Monday today and a windy one too!! 

So today's adventure actually started on my bus to work.  Now, there are not that many characters on the bus to work...mainly as it is going into crazy town.  At my second stop, a gentleman got on the bus carrying two items: an apple and a golf club.  I was not too concerned with the apple as I figured it was breakfast, but the golf club was concerning.  There are not, to my knowledge, any driving ranges in the city nor where this bus ends.  What the eff was this dude doing with a single golf club?  Let me also say that this dude had one wicked pinky ring and a Kangol hat on...not the typical dude you would see on the back 9.  I wanted to ask him if he was working on his swing somewhere or if he was going to use it to 'persuade' someone, but then I wised up and remembered that this dude is carrying a nine iron!

My evening bus was far more interesting.  I got on the bus to find that one of the bus rules was being broken and broken blatantly.  This woman was on the bus with a freaking cooler!  I mean, really?!  Not only was there a cooler, but the broad had a backpack AND a dolly with crap on it.  Why on earth would you need to haul around that much crap??  And I am not talking like a computer bag or anything that looked like it pertained to any form of employment, I am talking crap.  And really lady, what do you need to keep cold on the bus?  Due to this lady's rule breaking, I get stuck sitting next to this stinky dude with a 'beard'.  I use the term beard loosely as he just had random long hairs in the shape of a beard...we're talking like maybe 20 long hairs around his mouth. ::::shudder::::

To end my bus experience, I proceed to be given attitude by some lady.  I stand up, as my stop is approaching, to let someone sit in my seat.  I know, I know...I am too nice.  As I am standing up waiting for the stop, this pushy broad comes up behind me and yells, "you know its rude to stand when there are seats behind you"  Back off lady...if you were paying attention, I got up to give my seat to someone else AND standing on the bus is perfectly acceptable.  Please dont try to make up rules, you are not the fake wheelchair dude and you for sure do not want to mess with me as my response, with as much attitude as I can muster, of "I am getting off at the next stop, good Lord" showed.  I do not take well to be given unnecessary attitude  in general but especially not whilst on the nasty, smelly, dirty bus.  Take note