Only me

So I completely forgot to blog yesterday so I am taking time out of my lunch break to make sure I get this one in...you're welcome followers! :)

I am completely convinced that I have some sort of magnet on me that only attracts smelly people!  I cannot be on a bus without someone sitting next to me that smells like smoke, BO, booze, and bad cologne.  Its unbelievable and I am sure that most of you will be jealous of me!!

This lady on my Monday bus (she has been a topic in a past blog as the lady that gets on the bus and yells, "seat! seat!") who is just a complete gem smells like the worst stale cigarette smoke ever.  I am talking like it smells like she fluffs her clothes with her ashtray.  It smells like she has been smoking since she exited the womb.  Bottom line, she SMELLS!  She heaves herself onto the bus and, of course, sits right next to me.  I had to sit the entire bus ride with my hand under my nose as I was about to gag.  She saw me doing that and got a little miffed.  Sorry lady if you are offended, but so am I!  Put the pack of Camels down and learn how to work the washing machine!!

On my afternoon bus, a guy gets on the bus who smells like booze, cigarettes, and bad cologne...basically, the triffecta from hell!!  And of course, the guy sits right next to me!  I mean, there are always a ton of open seats on the bus so there is no reason anyone needs to be sitting that close to me.  I am going to have to start breaking my own rule and put my purse next to me.  I need a buffer!!

Ugh