Well, I know some of you might be a little bummed that I havent been blogging enough and I will apologize for that. Its been a little crazy here and I promise that things will get back to normal....starting right now!
Warning: this blog is rated PG-13 due to language and a serious judgey attitude
As I am waiting at my new bus stop (which I am not a fan of) to go home today, I see just a lovely couple walking by (I desperately need a sarcasm font!!!). I am pretty sure the number of meth sores between the two of them equaled their IQ level as I think they need to share a brain in order to even order coffee (I do not feel bad talking poorly about people with drug problems as they have created their own problems...exit soap box). I hear the guy say to his woman in slurred speech of course, "...I told him he was a fucking piece of shit!" Umm, pot?...yeah, hey its kettle. Pretty sure you shouldnt be throwing stones there buddy as I am willing to bet that you are not nominated for GQ Man of the Year!!
The bus comes and I just cant wait to see what will await me today! (I might need to just pick a font and designate it as sarcasm font) The bus folk seem oddly normal today which was refreshing. We are still in the ride free area when two people get on the bus. This is the conversation that ensues as the gentleman goes to pay:
Bus driver: You dont pay now, you pay later...its the ride free area
Dude: How much is it?
Bus driver: You dont pay now
Dude: How much is it for us to ride?
Bus driver: $2.50 each
Dude: So $5 total?
No Dude...here on bus 18 we do a different kind of math. You take $2.50 divide by 18 and multiply by the square roof of pi...we are a sophisticated bus. Yes of course its $5 total genius!! Unless I missed a memo $2.50 + $2.50 still equals $5.
Ugh, and this is my life
Oddly normal = oxymoron
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