So I thought I might take this opportunity to give a refresher on the rules that I laid out a few blogs ago. I know that I refer to them often and if there are new people following out there (which there better be as I expect everyone to tell a friend about this!) that might not know them. Also, I am sure I will be adding to them in the near future. So here they are:
Rule 1: Do not board the bus until all those exiting are off the bus.
Rule 2: When you are in the ride free zone, you dont have to pay.
Rule 3: Dont ask stupid questions.
Rule 4: Do not talk loudly on your cell phone.
Rule 5: Do not put purses or other bags on the seat next to you.
Rule 6: If you are sitting in the handicapped seats, you move when someone in a wheelchair needs them
In reviewing these again myself, I will say that rule 5 just constantly gets abused. Here is an example from my morning bus:
Really lady...your suitcase needs a place on the bus. I have taken the bus multiple times with a suitcase and I do not put it on a chair...plus, she is sitting in the seat that has the MOST room and her suitcase would definitely fit there, but no...it clearly needs its own seat. Princess
Then this guy comes on the bus:
Seriously...your leg and a backpack?! This is the bus Mister, this is not your living room sofa where you can sit anyway you please. You sit your ass down with your feet on the floor and your items in your lap. If I cant cross my legs, you count lounge. Boom.
So Larry the Lounger is sitting down and at the next stop a guy gets on the bus and politely asks the guy to move his leg. Well, Larry just about has a full blown melt down and stands up, starts walking down the aisle swearing, "fucking A...cant get any respect for the disabled" Ummm...disabled?! Where did that come from?! The guy got on the bus walking just fine, there is no wheelchair, and he has no cane...how is anyone supposed to infer that he is disabled? Dont get your panties in a twist bud just cause you got called out on your rule breaking!
Then there is this guy:
There is no real story on this guy. I just had to share with everyone what he is wearing. Now, one might think that he is wearing a camo jacket and pants...well, one would be wrong. This is a full blown camo onesie!! So sweet!!! He was really tall so he could have it custom made. Props Dude...props
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