Well friends, this has been an odd bus week...meaning, it has been filled with normal people! Mark this week down as I am sure it wont happen again. So I will reach down into the stories that occurred prior to this blog and relay a fav of mine.
About 4 months ago, I got on the bus thinking it was going to be a normal day(I know better). I am sitting on the sideways facing seats and there is a woman across from me. Now, she looks like your standard 'citizen' of Seattle...a little ragged, with a hint of crazy. I dont think much of it until I notice her reaching into her shirt. Umm, lady...pretty sure the bus is not the proper place for an adjustment. She then removes her hand and she is holding a live mouse. Let me repeat that for you: She pulled a live mouse out of her bra. I am pretty sure my jaw was on the floor. She not only pulls this mouse out, but it is clear that this is her pet. She is petting it and talking to it, and, might I add, asking the wheelchair bound/mentally challenged rider if he wants to pet it. Listen Minnie, the poor guy cant even speak...pretty sure he doesnt want to pet your bra mouse. She then puts the mouse back in her bra and passes out. Some things to note:
1. Lets just say she is not rolling with a ton of cleavage here...pretty sure the mouse is bigger than its 'home'
2. What the hell is she on that she can pass out with a mouse in her bra?! That cant be comfortable
3. Is that hygienic?!
I swear, I cannot make this stuff up...believe it or not!!!
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