The Worms

I know its been a long time since I blogged, but with the snow/ice, Thanksgiving, and my crazy week this week...today was the first time I was on the bus! 

Today was a very good bus day!  In the sense that I walked out of my office door and the bus pulled up right then.  That is really the only joy that can come from my bus ride.  I get on the bus and right away notice a guy sitting on the sideways facing seats that has turned the top portion of his body and is holding onto a metal bar for dear life!  Calm down dude, this is not a roller coaster...we wont be taking any plunging drops or corkscrew turns, we will literally be driving in a straight line at 20mph...I think you will live!

As I sit down across from a couple of the usual suspects (not Keyser Soze) and proceed to over hear a lovely convo.  First, let me tell you about these guys.  Gentleman 1 has 5 teeth total in his mouth and is brown baggin' it on the bus...sure  Gentleman 2 has 5 chunks of hair on his head and all 5 are standing straight up...he obviously stuck his finger in an electric socket today.  He also glasses on that are about 1/4 inch thick and is in a Canadian tuxedo...super.  So 2 turns to 1 and says, "It took me 3 hours at the department of licensing to get an ID card."  Now, I am pretty sure that they do not know each other as 2 got on the bus with me, but hey, I am all for making friends.  I am also VERY glad that this guy is not allowed to get behind the wheel between the glasses and his mental state, the streets of WA are much safer.  2 then begins to start ranting about something else that I cannot understand, but I do make out this gem: "If Seattle is the apple city, then everyone on this bus are the worms"  Ummm...wtf does that mean?  First of all genius, Seattle is the Emerald City if you are trying to sound intelligent, but even so that makes little to no sense and how did you  Even 1 looked at him and said, "dont say that".  When you get served by a guy with 5 teeth who is boozin' on the bus, you have hit a new low.