Let me bring all of you up to speed with the bus situation in Seattle. They have actually gotten rid of the Ride Free Zone! I got a little concerned on this that a majority of my 'material' would be stuck harassing tourists on the street, but I got onto the bus on Monday (first day back on the bus mind you) and saw this gem:
I am 100% sure that this picture doesnt do her justice so let me see if I can set the stage:
-she has more lipstick around her mouth than on her lips
-blush on one cheek
-there are blue eyeshadow stripes coming down her eyelid on 1 eye
-there are sunglasses haphazardly placed on her head (it was pouring down rain)
Now, the best part of Elizabeth Arden was not just what was all over her mouth, but what was coming out of it. Now, I am going to give you quotes from her and for the record, I have no idea who she was speaking to, but I have to assume it was to the voices in her head. She was literally just sitting on the bus barking these words out. I want to be clear that these are verbatim and in order:
-Why are you a girl? (listen sister, it's not like we had a choice)
-Why are you wearing a bra, you don't have served (some voice in her head just got served!)
-Why are you drinking beer, you're fat (there is a fat chested plus side voice that is getting the smack down!)
-You dont have to act overweight (some voice is going to have an eating disorder)
-You have greens and you have a baby (well, maybe she was preggo and not overweight)
-She was skinnier and imagined she was away (this broad is weight obsessed)
-We want to make Frankenstein (well, it is almost halloween)
-He thinks we are a puppy with blue eyes (I dont even have words)
I think that Elizabeth Arden has reassured me that the dissolution of the Ride Free Zone will not affect the blog!
Katie
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