So I know I have been a little MIA on this and I do apologize. I was in Denver for work. I will give everyone a heads up too...I will be out all next week on vacation in New York I better make this a good one!!
So as I am walking to the bus stop, I look over and a woman with a walker stops in the middle of the street to bend over and pick up 2 pebbles. Really?! I have concerns as I feel that this lady is one of the fakers who like to use their walker/wheelchair out of pure laziness. Also, she might not be all there upstairs (who am I kidding, unless you are in a suit or a tourist, you are probably a little off your rocker downtown) as she is wearing the rainbow which includes elastic bottom sweats which have to be at least 15 years old, props lady! Why does she need pebbles?! I could understand if she was leaning over to pick up change, but rocks...lets get real sister, you arent composing some abstract piece of art in your home or adding them to your zen garden. Whatevs, 1 person's trash...
As I get on the bus, I feel it is more disgusting then ever! People are coughing and collectively this group may have 1 shower between them all. It seems worse than usual. We go one stop and another Motley Crue gets on (and not the one with Tommy Lee), which includes another fake wheelchair/walker lady PLUS a lady in a motorized wheelchair. The lady in the motorized wheelchair is also a faker as I have seen her walk on the bus before. How do I know this you may be asking yourself? Well its cause she has eyes that go in 2 different directions, a lisp, and doesnt own a brush. If you know me, you know those are things I cant forget! I am not sure what is Seattle's deal with the laziness, but it is concerning. I think they are using these things to get sympathy and a better seat on the bus...I will be amending my rules soon I am sure.
Googley-Eyes then starts up a conversation with a lady who, I am pretty sure, just hacked up her lung...like I said, extra disgusting bus ride! They then start talking about counterfeit cigars...wtf?! You have got to be kidding me. They start going on about how they taste the same, have the same labels, and same numbers, etc. Did I miss a step?! I know about the fake purses, DVDs, and jeans, but cigars?! Can that even be done?! And really ladies, we need to be concerning ourselves with fake cigars? Pretty sure a brush and some Robitussin would be a lot more beneficial to you at this moment in your lives. Priorities ladies!
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