Wheelin' and Dealin'

I got a little nervous on the bus today, well I guess I get nervous every day on the bus:) I got on and everyone seemed normal.  I thought I wouldnt have anything to share, but luckily we stopped and this pair got on:

Where do I begin?!  So this woman first gets on and is one of those "I can walk, but I am waaaay to lazy to do it so I use a walker" people.  We have to wait for the bus driver to lower the wheelchair lift and get her ass on it.  She then proceeds to sit down and her walker is flying everywhere and hitting people and she barely moves...I really dont understand why people dont have common sense and/or manners.  So the "gentleman" sits down next to her and I have to assume that they know each other as they start conversing.  She sounds like she is about 6 deep and he sounds like he is about 12 deep and smoked 8 packs of cigarettes just today.  I immediately tune in as this is going to be good.  They start chatting and she advises him that in January, they are going to lose their dental/health/vision insurance.  Umm...lets review:
1. She hasnt been to the dentist in 13 years as you could kick a field goal through the space on the side of her mouth.
2. She is so overweight that she requires a walker...pretty sure her Dr. didnt put her on "The Eat McDonalds For Every Meal" diet
3. He is wearing sunglasses on the bus on an overcast day...I am going to assume he isnt rolling with 20/20 vision
I dont think losing your insurance is going to be the worst thing that happens to you.  As I am thinking this, the reason she is so upset about the insurance becomes VERY clear.  She pulls out 2 pill bottles, he pulls out $13 and they start negotiating.  He says he will give her $10 more tomorrow, she says just give her $5 now...and BAM...drug deal on the bus!!!  She needs the insurance to keep business running.  I gotcha...she is just an entrepreneur with a walker.  She then proceeded to go over her grocery list (she will be getting green tea in case anyone was wondering) and I think that she saw me looking at them as she said the rest in behind her hand.  Yes, lady..exchange money for prescription pills right out in the open, but dont let me know that you are going to be getting toilet paper...sure

P.S Please take note of the items in and on her walker...wtf?!