This bascially writes itself

Well folks, just when I think that I am not going to have anymore stories for you, I walk onto my afternoon bus yesterday and find this:

This person (I have no idea if its male or female) is completely passed out on the bus.  Lets also count the number of bags she has surrounding here...I will give you a moment to do that.  This person, their 3 bags, and their copy of what appears to be a National Geographic magazine have taken up an entire bench!  Sure no big deal...please, keep snoozing!

So The bus continues on and this person is not moving.  I think start to worry that maybe, tragically, they have died?!  As awful as that would be, it would only be a matter of time...I mean, I have seen everything else!  I obviously do not want anyone to die...lets just be clear on that!  I was also just morbidly (poss wrong choice of words) curious as to what was hiding under that hair. 

We continue down the street.  People are getting on and off, the bus driver is calling out the stops, and this person is not moving!  People are looking and I am about to say something to the bus driver, when it wakes up!  I swear on everything I own (including my shoes) that this next description is completely true.  It wakes up (at this point I am like 80% sure its a woman) turns and looks at me and she has 1 tooth...total!  Now, I am not talking about your run of the mill you and me tooth.  This thing looked like it came from the stone age...it was huge!  I guess that if you only have one tooth, you go big or go home!  She also started just talking and babbling to herself...I am pretty sure she had no idea where she was!  Ugh, each day is an adventure I guess. 

I did hear that the ride free area might be going away...what will become of my blog??

The exception is now the rule

Well hello everyone!!  So I know I havent blogged in a while, but now that the holidays are over, I promise I am going to try and write more!  As a reward with being patient with me, I have a photo!  This is what I saw when I walked onto the bus this afternoon:

I am not sure if it came out perfectly, but if you look closely, you will see a gentleman that has lifted the seat which is normally used for the handicapped.  Instead of a wheelchair. he has placed a small book case.  That's right folks...this jackass thinks that his rickety old book case is far more important than people!  We all know that this is my pet peeve, but I think that this guy is taking it to a whole new level.  He is not just taking up a seat, he has raised the seat (which is in a sense 2 seats) to store an old book case.  It honestly just boggles my mind.

On a side note, I have decided that Seattle must be manufacturing some sort of perfume...I would call it Eau d'Ashtray.  I swear on everything that this smell is just everywhere and everyone!  I am sure you are all jealous so if you are interested in a bottle for yourself, let me know!  I can ask one of the local degenerates to bottle it for you.  Oh, and I am fully aware that I am a bitch!