I just wanted to take a moment and say thank you to everyone who has read my blog and supported it! I have had so much fun writing it and it has been nice to have an outlet to vent! I hope everyone has a wonderful and safe New Years and here's to a tweeker filled, bizaro crazed, and a believe it or not 2011!!
Katie
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Some things never change
After a long day at work, I just cant wait to get on the bus! I desperately need a sarcasm font. So today as I was waiting at the bus stop, both of my buses pulled up at the same time. I then had to do what I had been doing for 8 hours and what I hate to do outside of work-make a decision. Now, I am notorious for picking the wrong line at the grocery store and, as it was just discovered, at the TSA security line. I do not know what my deal is, but when I finally make a decision, I always choose the wrong one. Well, I can add buses to that list as I CLEARLY chose the wrong bus today. I hop on the 18 versus the 15 and immediately regret it...ugh.
In my experience with my afternoon bus, I have learned that the Express bus usually comes before the regular bus. As I get on the bus I just tried to confirm that it was not the express with the bus driver as they are usually very helpful. Well, I obviously picked the bus driver with raging PMS, as the reply I got back was, "does it say Express anywhere on this bus?" which was said with more attitude than I can convey. Listen lady, I am not sure you know who you are messing with but don't start with me otherwise its going to be a long mile home!!! The bus continues on and we get to the next stop and I decide that in a future blog I am going to need to add to my bus rules cause another piece of etiquette got manhandled. I am sitting there and I see this person (its the bus, I cannot determine gender on a regular basis) just tugging on the cord which you pull to alert the driver that the next stop is needed. I look up and the light is on indicating that the cord had been pulled, yet this person keeps tugging. Umm, pulling the cord harder isn't going to make the bus stop any faster. Its like the people who continuously hit the elevator buttons...it does nothing but annoy people. I then heae the person yell, "Next Stop". Dude! I wouldn't want to piss off this particular bus driver and I am pretty sure that she will stop at the next stop...chill out! Trust me, we all want to get off the bus!!
At the next stop, this woman breaks one of my rules and gets on the bus before the rest of the people get off. It was classic!! This bus driver proceeds to go, "now why would you get on when the rest of the people haven't gotten off?!" Bus driver you might have redeemed yourself!! Dumb lady of course sits right next to me when there are a gazillion seats available. Sometimes I think the fact that I look normal and clean hurts me. Then a wheelchair lady gets on the bus with one of those motorized wheelchairs. I look and this lady has been on the bus before sans wheelchair. Am I seriously missing something?! Is Seattle just the laziest city out there? The bus driver proceeds to get mad at her too. This driver is on a rampage!!! The bus continues and this wheelchair lady proceeds to get on the phone (another rule broken!) and talk about how her insurance is dropping her and something about doctor appointments and basically starts crying...WAY TOO MUCH!! Pull yourself together lady, this is the bus not a therapist's office...personal calls like that should be confined to your residence.
Normally, when I leave the bus, I always say Thank You. My parents always instilled the importance of manners and I am usually grateful that I got to my destination in one piece. Guess who didn't get a thank you today...like I said, don't mess with me!! :)
BONUS TRAIN STORY
So I am in line to get my boarding pass in Portland to head home from a wonderful Christmas break. As I am standing in line, I realize that I left my kindle in my suitcase which they made me check. I say, under my breath, "shit". All of a sudden the person in front of me turns around and she says, "do you need me to hold your spot for you" A couple of things to note here:
1. This woman has not a tooth in her mouth and what appear to be meth sores on her face and she reeks of cigarette smoke
2. How did she know that I needed my spot saved?
Regardless (or Irregardless :)), it was a very nice gesture and I got my kindle and she saved my spot. That is where I thought/wanted our conversation should have ended. She proceeds to ask me multiple questions about checking luggage, how long it takes, and some other things...without teeth it was hard to understand. She then asks me to save her spot while she goes to finish her cigarette. I see why you wanted me to save your spot, you wanted me to do the same for you...well played. I do and as she is gone I begin to realize that the people you are standing in line with are usually the ones that you sit next too (just a little heads up if you ever take the train). Sheer panic sits in!! What if I get stuck sitting next to her? Regardless of the missing teeth and possible meth sores, she is way to chatty for me and is going to stink to high heaven of cigarette smoke!! I get enough of this on the bus and just start praying that I don't get stuck to her. I try to give the conductor some instructions, but then an old man fell and well, I was just thrown a seat. I start walking to the train and I am about to have an anxiety attack. She gets on my car and the praying intensifies: PLEASE DO NT BE SEATED NEXT TO ME!!! She calls out her number as she obviously can't read the bold numbers that go in numeric order above the seats and she is not right next to me...thank Jesus!! but she is seated behind me which she points out and is excited about. A poor old man gets stuck sitting next to her, but they turn out to be quite the pair and even more annoying than I could have asked. The entire trip, he proceeds to give her a history lesson on Washington. "This is where the first train in WA was" "At the turn of the century, blah blah blah". I am trying to sleep and could give a rip about the history of Centralia. My new bff was just replying back with a bunch of 'aint's', 'swells', and other grammatically incorrect words. The worst was in Tacoma, the history buff must have said the word TACOMA 6 times in a very loud voice and the guy next to me goes, "What city are we in?" Umm, hello...pretty sure the guy behind us just told you that. I reply, "tacoma". He says, "oh this is Coma...it's beautiful" A couple of things:
1. You had no idea where you were yet you feel comfortable enough to give the city a nickname? Not sure that you and Tacoma are that close yet, buddy.
2. Beautiful?
My bff at this point every 5 minutes asks how much further and that she is so excited and anxious to get there...literally every 5 minutes. You and me both sister...if I have to hear you say that one more time, I am going to lose it.
In my experience with my afternoon bus, I have learned that the Express bus usually comes before the regular bus. As I get on the bus I just tried to confirm that it was not the express with the bus driver as they are usually very helpful. Well, I obviously picked the bus driver with raging PMS, as the reply I got back was, "does it say Express anywhere on this bus?" which was said with more attitude than I can convey. Listen lady, I am not sure you know who you are messing with but don't start with me otherwise its going to be a long mile home!!! The bus continues on and we get to the next stop and I decide that in a future blog I am going to need to add to my bus rules cause another piece of etiquette got manhandled. I am sitting there and I see this person (its the bus, I cannot determine gender on a regular basis) just tugging on the cord which you pull to alert the driver that the next stop is needed. I look up and the light is on indicating that the cord had been pulled, yet this person keeps tugging. Umm, pulling the cord harder isn't going to make the bus stop any faster. Its like the people who continuously hit the elevator buttons...it does nothing but annoy people. I then heae the person yell, "Next Stop". Dude! I wouldn't want to piss off this particular bus driver and I am pretty sure that she will stop at the next stop...chill out! Trust me, we all want to get off the bus!!
At the next stop, this woman breaks one of my rules and gets on the bus before the rest of the people get off. It was classic!! This bus driver proceeds to go, "now why would you get on when the rest of the people haven't gotten off?!" Bus driver you might have redeemed yourself!! Dumb lady of course sits right next to me when there are a gazillion seats available. Sometimes I think the fact that I look normal and clean hurts me. Then a wheelchair lady gets on the bus with one of those motorized wheelchairs. I look and this lady has been on the bus before sans wheelchair. Am I seriously missing something?! Is Seattle just the laziest city out there? The bus driver proceeds to get mad at her too. This driver is on a rampage!!! The bus continues and this wheelchair lady proceeds to get on the phone (another rule broken!) and talk about how her insurance is dropping her and something about doctor appointments and basically starts crying...WAY TOO MUCH!! Pull yourself together lady, this is the bus not a therapist's office...personal calls like that should be confined to your residence.
Normally, when I leave the bus, I always say Thank You. My parents always instilled the importance of manners and I am usually grateful that I got to my destination in one piece. Guess who didn't get a thank you today...like I said, don't mess with me!! :)
BONUS TRAIN STORY
So I am in line to get my boarding pass in Portland to head home from a wonderful Christmas break. As I am standing in line, I realize that I left my kindle in my suitcase which they made me check. I say, under my breath, "shit". All of a sudden the person in front of me turns around and she says, "do you need me to hold your spot for you" A couple of things to note here:
1. This woman has not a tooth in her mouth and what appear to be meth sores on her face and she reeks of cigarette smoke
2. How did she know that I needed my spot saved?
Regardless (or Irregardless :)), it was a very nice gesture and I got my kindle and she saved my spot. That is where I thought/wanted our conversation should have ended. She proceeds to ask me multiple questions about checking luggage, how long it takes, and some other things...without teeth it was hard to understand. She then asks me to save her spot while she goes to finish her cigarette. I see why you wanted me to save your spot, you wanted me to do the same for you...well played. I do and as she is gone I begin to realize that the people you are standing in line with are usually the ones that you sit next too (just a little heads up if you ever take the train). Sheer panic sits in!! What if I get stuck sitting next to her? Regardless of the missing teeth and possible meth sores, she is way to chatty for me and is going to stink to high heaven of cigarette smoke!! I get enough of this on the bus and just start praying that I don't get stuck to her. I try to give the conductor some instructions, but then an old man fell and well, I was just thrown a seat. I start walking to the train and I am about to have an anxiety attack. She gets on my car and the praying intensifies: PLEASE DO NT BE SEATED NEXT TO ME!!! She calls out her number as she obviously can't read the bold numbers that go in numeric order above the seats and she is not right next to me...thank Jesus!! but she is seated behind me which she points out and is excited about. A poor old man gets stuck sitting next to her, but they turn out to be quite the pair and even more annoying than I could have asked. The entire trip, he proceeds to give her a history lesson on Washington. "This is where the first train in WA was" "At the turn of the century, blah blah blah". I am trying to sleep and could give a rip about the history of Centralia. My new bff was just replying back with a bunch of 'aint's', 'swells', and other grammatically incorrect words. The worst was in Tacoma, the history buff must have said the word TACOMA 6 times in a very loud voice and the guy next to me goes, "What city are we in?" Umm, hello...pretty sure the guy behind us just told you that. I reply, "tacoma". He says, "oh this is Coma...it's beautiful" A couple of things:
1. You had no idea where you were yet you feel comfortable enough to give the city a nickname? Not sure that you and Tacoma are that close yet, buddy.
2. Beautiful?
My bff at this point every 5 minutes asks how much further and that she is so excited and anxious to get there...literally every 5 minutes. You and me both sister...if I have to hear you say that one more time, I am going to lose it.
Monday, December 20, 2010
I did not miss the bus
I must say, it was such a nice break to be in Denver last week for work...mainly, cause I did not have to deal with the bus folk!!!
So I was in a great mood when I left work and leave it to the bus to change that! I get on the bus and find a seat...at first, I was optimistic as there werent too many odd people on the bus. Of course that only lasted one stop. The bus stops and on enters a woman with a dog. I use the term dog loosely as I am pretty sure it could best be categorized as a bear. This thing was HUGE and, as it was not a guide dog, did not belong on the bus. I mean she sits down and the dog takes up the whole aisle...rude and I have a new rule to add. I also look closer at this dog and as I am pretty sure that this is a giant Akita (at that moment the lady confirmed my suspicions). Awesome, not only is this dog huge, but it is a breed that we wont write on a homeowners policy as it can get feisty. I am not wanting to see a tweeker vs. akita fight today...that would be too much on a Monday.
Next, a woman walks on the bus and it is apparent that she is a few cards short of a full deck. She is barely walking down the aisle and picks a seat right next to me. Now, in my time on the bus, I have smelled a variety of smells - urine, body odor, marijuana, rotten food, smoke, and any combo of them. However, this woman takes it to a whole new level. I swear the smell of stale cigarette smoke that was wafting off of her could have knocked me over. It literally smells like not only does she smoke in her clothes, but she also washes her clothes with used ashtrays. I had to cover my nose with my scarf. Thanks lady for ending my Monday with a headache...loves it!
So I was in a great mood when I left work and leave it to the bus to change that! I get on the bus and find a seat...at first, I was optimistic as there werent too many odd people on the bus. Of course that only lasted one stop. The bus stops and on enters a woman with a dog. I use the term dog loosely as I am pretty sure it could best be categorized as a bear. This thing was HUGE and, as it was not a guide dog, did not belong on the bus. I mean she sits down and the dog takes up the whole aisle...rude and I have a new rule to add. I also look closer at this dog and as I am pretty sure that this is a giant Akita (at that moment the lady confirmed my suspicions). Awesome, not only is this dog huge, but it is a breed that we wont write on a homeowners policy as it can get feisty. I am not wanting to see a tweeker vs. akita fight today...that would be too much on a Monday.
Next, a woman walks on the bus and it is apparent that she is a few cards short of a full deck. She is barely walking down the aisle and picks a seat right next to me. Now, in my time on the bus, I have smelled a variety of smells - urine, body odor, marijuana, rotten food, smoke, and any combo of them. However, this woman takes it to a whole new level. I swear the smell of stale cigarette smoke that was wafting off of her could have knocked me over. It literally smells like not only does she smoke in her clothes, but she also washes her clothes with used ashtrays. I had to cover my nose with my scarf. Thanks lady for ending my Monday with a headache...loves it!
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
I will have trouble sleeping...
Well today's bus ride was not a disappointment. I swear I do not know where these people come from or where they are going...its actually frightening.
As we were pulling away from a stop I hear what has got to be the most awful sounding voice ever say, "You need to let me off this bus!" Now, you have to imagine that being said in a drunk, slurred, old lady, 3 packs a day, voice...nails on a chalkboard. I have been a bus rider now for over a year and I know that someone demanding to be let off the bus cannot be a good thing. As I turn around to take a peak at this songbird, I am not even prepared for what I see. She is sitting on the floor of the bus facing the back. Good Lord...this is not going to end well. She keeps insisting that she get off the bus. Yeah lady, like getting off the bus is your biggest problem. She then proceeds to lie down on the bus!!! What the hell is going on?! Now, at this point, there are other people around trying to help her up and the bus driver is not even really paying attention and keeps driving. I cannot help but watch this train wreck, plus I am dying to know what the front of this person looks like! She grants my wish and turns around. Holy Moly folks...this is one from my nightmares. Her eyes are open at different levels, she has that leathery skin, her hair has not been washed/brushed in at least 6 months, and I am pretty sure she has been drunk since Jimmy Carter was in office....bottom line, there has not been a happy hour in Seattle that this one has missed. I literally gasped. She continues to struggle and it takes 3 people to help her off the bus. She ping-pongs her way down the aisle to the door forgetting her bag of course and then exiting. Umm, what is she going to do when she exits...she is now leashed out upon the city of Seattle....eh, I guarantee there are worse out there than Drunk Mary.
As we were pulling away from a stop I hear what has got to be the most awful sounding voice ever say, "You need to let me off this bus!" Now, you have to imagine that being said in a drunk, slurred, old lady, 3 packs a day, voice...nails on a chalkboard. I have been a bus rider now for over a year and I know that someone demanding to be let off the bus cannot be a good thing. As I turn around to take a peak at this songbird, I am not even prepared for what I see. She is sitting on the floor of the bus facing the back. Good Lord...this is not going to end well. She keeps insisting that she get off the bus. Yeah lady, like getting off the bus is your biggest problem. She then proceeds to lie down on the bus!!! What the hell is going on?! Now, at this point, there are other people around trying to help her up and the bus driver is not even really paying attention and keeps driving. I cannot help but watch this train wreck, plus I am dying to know what the front of this person looks like! She grants my wish and turns around. Holy Moly folks...this is one from my nightmares. Her eyes are open at different levels, she has that leathery skin, her hair has not been washed/brushed in at least 6 months, and I am pretty sure she has been drunk since Jimmy Carter was in office....bottom line, there has not been a happy hour in Seattle that this one has missed. I literally gasped. She continues to struggle and it takes 3 people to help her off the bus. She ping-pongs her way down the aisle to the door forgetting her bag of course and then exiting. Umm, what is she going to do when she exits...she is now leashed out upon the city of Seattle....eh, I guarantee there are worse out there than Drunk Mary.
Monday, December 6, 2010
Antique
So just as a heads up, this week's posts are going to be short and sweet (kinda like me!) as work is busy and my brain might not survive...plus, it gives me more time to drink wine!
Today's bus ride was not that interesting except for a few gems:
1. There was a blatant rule breaker today...a guy on his cell phone! Now, normally when people get on the phone they usually try to at least whisper, but not this guy!! Holy crap, I swear he was basically yelling on the phone and it was an annoying conversation. Rule breaker: "Do you know where the ships are in Ballard?...do you know Market St. in Ballard?...do you know where Ivars is in Ballard?" Dude, how many questions do you need to ask to figure out that the person on the other line does not know anything about Ballard?!?!??! And really, lets cut to the chase so you can stop yelling on the phone as no one is enjoying it. He was also not receptive to me saying "shut up" out loud...he probably couldnt hear me over his own voice...self serve
2. There was a guy on the bus that was listening to music and nodding his head like he was listening to some good hip-hop music. This alone is not weird as I can also be seen doing this if in the right mood, however, what he was listening to was weird. He pulled out a tape player!!! A tape player?!?! Good lord, where does one even get that? If it is original, this guy takes VERY good care of his things...it was in pristine condition. Props to you Dude...I get shocked when I see a Discman...well played, well played. I thought tape players went out with Laserdiscs and Scrunchies!
Time for Vino!!
Today's bus ride was not that interesting except for a few gems:
1. There was a blatant rule breaker today...a guy on his cell phone! Now, normally when people get on the phone they usually try to at least whisper, but not this guy!! Holy crap, I swear he was basically yelling on the phone and it was an annoying conversation. Rule breaker: "Do you know where the ships are in Ballard?...do you know Market St. in Ballard?...do you know where Ivars is in Ballard?" Dude, how many questions do you need to ask to figure out that the person on the other line does not know anything about Ballard?!?!??! And really, lets cut to the chase so you can stop yelling on the phone as no one is enjoying it. He was also not receptive to me saying "shut up" out loud...he probably couldnt hear me over his own voice...self serve
2. There was a guy on the bus that was listening to music and nodding his head like he was listening to some good hip-hop music. This alone is not weird as I can also be seen doing this if in the right mood, however, what he was listening to was weird. He pulled out a tape player!!! A tape player?!?! Good lord, where does one even get that? If it is original, this guy takes VERY good care of his things...it was in pristine condition. Props to you Dude...I get shocked when I see a Discman...well played, well played. I thought tape players went out with Laserdiscs and Scrunchies!
Time for Vino!!
Friday, December 3, 2010
Wheelin' and Dealin'
I got a little nervous on the bus today, well I guess I get nervous every day on the bus:) I got on and everyone seemed normal. I thought I wouldnt have anything to share, but luckily we stopped and this pair got on:
Where do I begin?! So this woman first gets on and is one of those "I can walk, but I am waaaay to lazy to do it so I use a walker" people. We have to wait for the bus driver to lower the wheelchair lift and get her ass on it. She then proceeds to sit down and her walker is flying everywhere and hitting people and she barely moves...I really dont understand why people dont have common sense and/or manners. So the "gentleman" sits down next to her and I have to assume that they know each other as they start conversing. She sounds like she is about 6 deep and he sounds like he is about 12 deep and smoked 8 packs of cigarettes just today. I immediately tune in as this is going to be good. They start chatting and she advises him that in January, they are going to lose their dental/health/vision insurance. Umm...lets review:
1. She hasnt been to the dentist in 13 years as you could kick a field goal through the space on the side of her mouth.
2. She is so overweight that she requires a walker...pretty sure her Dr. didnt put her on "The Eat McDonalds For Every Meal" diet
3. He is wearing sunglasses on the bus on an overcast day...I am going to assume he isnt rolling with 20/20 vision
I dont think losing your insurance is going to be the worst thing that happens to you. As I am thinking this, the reason she is so upset about the insurance becomes VERY clear. She pulls out 2 pill bottles, he pulls out $13 and they start negotiating. He says he will give her $10 more tomorrow, she says just give her $5 now...and BAM...drug deal on the bus!!! She needs the insurance to keep business running. I gotcha...she is just an entrepreneur with a walker. She then proceeded to go over her grocery list (she will be getting green tea in case anyone was wondering) and I think that she saw me looking at them as she said the rest in behind her hand. Yes, lady..exchange money for prescription pills right out in the open, but dont let me know that you are going to be getting toilet paper...sure
P.S Please take note of the items in and on her walker...wtf?!
Where do I begin?! So this woman first gets on and is one of those "I can walk, but I am waaaay to lazy to do it so I use a walker" people. We have to wait for the bus driver to lower the wheelchair lift and get her ass on it. She then proceeds to sit down and her walker is flying everywhere and hitting people and she barely moves...I really dont understand why people dont have common sense and/or manners. So the "gentleman" sits down next to her and I have to assume that they know each other as they start conversing. She sounds like she is about 6 deep and he sounds like he is about 12 deep and smoked 8 packs of cigarettes just today. I immediately tune in as this is going to be good. They start chatting and she advises him that in January, they are going to lose their dental/health/vision insurance. Umm...lets review:
1. She hasnt been to the dentist in 13 years as you could kick a field goal through the space on the side of her mouth.
2. She is so overweight that she requires a walker...pretty sure her Dr. didnt put her on "The Eat McDonalds For Every Meal" diet
3. He is wearing sunglasses on the bus on an overcast day...I am going to assume he isnt rolling with 20/20 vision
I dont think losing your insurance is going to be the worst thing that happens to you. As I am thinking this, the reason she is so upset about the insurance becomes VERY clear. She pulls out 2 pill bottles, he pulls out $13 and they start negotiating. He says he will give her $10 more tomorrow, she says just give her $5 now...and BAM...drug deal on the bus!!! She needs the insurance to keep business running. I gotcha...she is just an entrepreneur with a walker. She then proceeded to go over her grocery list (she will be getting green tea in case anyone was wondering) and I think that she saw me looking at them as she said the rest in behind her hand. Yes, lady..exchange money for prescription pills right out in the open, but dont let me know that you are going to be getting toilet paper...sure
P.S Please take note of the items in and on her walker...wtf?!
Thursday, December 2, 2010
The Worms
I know its been a long time since I blogged, but with the snow/ice, Thanksgiving, and my crazy week this week...today was the first time I was on the bus!
Today was a very good bus day! In the sense that I walked out of my office door and the bus pulled up right then. That is really the only joy that can come from my bus ride. I get on the bus and right away notice a guy sitting on the sideways facing seats that has turned the top portion of his body and is holding onto a metal bar for dear life! Calm down dude, this is not a roller coaster...we wont be taking any plunging drops or corkscrew turns, we will literally be driving in a straight line at 20mph...I think you will live!
As I sit down across from a couple of the usual suspects (not Keyser Soze) and proceed to over hear a lovely convo. First, let me tell you about these guys. Gentleman 1 has 5 teeth total in his mouth and is brown baggin' it on the bus...sure Gentleman 2 has 5 chunks of hair on his head and all 5 are standing straight up...he obviously stuck his finger in an electric socket today. He also glasses on that are about 1/4 inch thick and is in a Canadian tuxedo...super. So 2 turns to 1 and says, "It took me 3 hours at the department of licensing to get an ID card." Now, I am pretty sure that they do not know each other as 2 got on the bus with me, but hey, I am all for making friends. I am also VERY glad that this guy is not allowed to get behind the wheel between the glasses and his mental state, the streets of WA are much safer. 2 then begins to start ranting about something else that I cannot understand, but I do make out this gem: "If Seattle is the apple city, then everyone on this bus are the worms" Ummm...wtf does that mean? First of all genius, Seattle is the Emerald City if you are trying to sound intelligent, but even so that makes little to no sense and how did you Even 1 looked at him and said, "dont say that". When you get served by a guy with 5 teeth who is boozin' on the bus, you have hit a new low.
Today was a very good bus day! In the sense that I walked out of my office door and the bus pulled up right then. That is really the only joy that can come from my bus ride. I get on the bus and right away notice a guy sitting on the sideways facing seats that has turned the top portion of his body and is holding onto a metal bar for dear life! Calm down dude, this is not a roller coaster...we wont be taking any plunging drops or corkscrew turns, we will literally be driving in a straight line at 20mph...I think you will live!
As I sit down across from a couple of the usual suspects (not Keyser Soze) and proceed to over hear a lovely convo. First, let me tell you about these guys. Gentleman 1 has 5 teeth total in his mouth and is brown baggin' it on the bus...sure Gentleman 2 has 5 chunks of hair on his head and all 5 are standing straight up...he obviously stuck his finger in an electric socket today. He also glasses on that are about 1/4 inch thick and is in a Canadian tuxedo...super. So 2 turns to 1 and says, "It took me 3 hours at the department of licensing to get an ID card." Now, I am pretty sure that they do not know each other as 2 got on the bus with me, but hey, I am all for making friends. I am also VERY glad that this guy is not allowed to get behind the wheel between the glasses and his mental state, the streets of WA are much safer. 2 then begins to start ranting about something else that I cannot understand, but I do make out this gem: "If Seattle is the apple city, then everyone on this bus are the worms" Ummm...wtf does that mean? First of all genius, Seattle is the Emerald City if you are trying to sound intelligent, but even so that makes little to no sense and how did you Even 1 looked at him and said, "dont say that". When you get served by a guy with 5 teeth who is boozin' on the bus, you have hit a new low.
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